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Gosh.
More posts than TPD II has seen in a coon's age*.
*I believe this to be some sort of expression from SepticLand regarding raccoons.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGosh.
More posts than TPD II has seen in a coon's age*.
*I believe this to be some sort of expression from SepticLand regarding racoons.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThink you might need an apostrophe in there somewhere Zeity ...Comment
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ZeitPater, in a fit of insanity, went to Halfords to get a sidelamp bulb changed yesterday. £2.99.
Fairy nuff.
Has bulb changed, then car won't start.
Duff battery.
We had the "change the fecking battery for feck's sake before it lets you down for good" about a month or so ago.
So Halford change the battery.
Won't take a cheque.
Oh Dear(tm).
After about 2 hours, ZeitPater finally finds the pin number to some card or other in his wallet (!!!!).
Deep joy.
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At least he's changed it now and it won't conk out on him. It's probably saved you a shedload of time.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGosh.
More posts than TPD II has seen in a coon's age*.
*I believe this to be some sort of expression from SepticLand regarding raccoons.
Must write some more slides....Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAt least he's changed it now and it won't conk out on him. It's probably saved you a shedload of time.
He wouldn't have known my phone number anyway.Comment
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