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Originally posted by norrahe View PostTheir revenge also involves peeing in various places around the house and waiting for you to find it
Oh and vinegar works a treat to stop them going back (the cheap, chip shop stuff is fine)+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostTheir revenge also involves peeing in various places around the house and waiting for you to find it
I remember that one.
ZeitMog used to do it now & again when she was in my house rather than my parents' house.
The most incredible one was when she wee'ed behind the desk in my office one day.
Totally inaccessible without major dismantling.
She was naughty.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostHard rations - it's the only way.
Oh and vinegar works a treat to stop them going back (the cheap, chip shop stuff is fine)Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostMorning all
W*rking from bed^H^H^H home today
And no one noticed.
Except me.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostStruggling a bit for stuff to do at the moment, so I've resorted to ridiculously over-engineering the stuff I did yesterday. I'm not sure this is what the Gang of Four had in mind when the wrote their design patterns book but it's given me something to do
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Ooooer Mrs.
Currently clearing out all the knackered chairs from the labs.
Someone hurt their back this morning.
Oh Dear(tm) with knobs on.Comment
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That Chaffinch chap has just blocked his PMs.
Probably because I told him he'd got a quote from "The Untouchables" wrong in his sig.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostZeitMog insisted on balsamic.
For the avoidance of doubt - you use the vinegar on the pee, not the cat.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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