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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    It's their revenge for uprooting them and dragging off to somewhere new. They know they will get to sleep all day while you are out earning the money to pay for their food.
    Their revenge also involves peeing in various places around the house and waiting for you to find it
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      Their revenge also involves peeing in various places around the house and waiting for you to find it
      Hard rations - it's the only way.
      Oh and vinegar works a treat to stop them going back (the cheap, chip shop stuff is fine)
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        Their revenge also involves peeing in various places around the house and waiting for you to find it
        Ah yes.

        I remember that one.



        ZeitMog used to do it now & again when she was in my house rather than my parents' house.

        The most incredible one was when she wee'ed behind the desk in my office one day.

        Totally inaccessible without major dismantling.



        She was naughty.

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          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Hard rations - it's the only way.
          Oh and vinegar works a treat to stop them going back (the cheap, chip shop stuff is fine)
          ZeitMog insisted on balsamic.

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            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Morning all

            W*rking from bed^H^H^H home today
            Millennium!

            And no one noticed.

            Except me.

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              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Struggling a bit for stuff to do at the moment, so I've resorted to ridiculously over-engineering the stuff I did yesterday. I'm not sure this is what the Gang of Four had in mind when the wrote their design patterns book but it's given me something to do
              And a century.

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                Ooooer Mrs.

                Currently clearing out all the knackered chairs from the labs.

                Someone hurt their back this morning.

                Oh Dear(tm) with knobs on.

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                  That Chaffinch chap has just blocked his PMs.

                  Probably because I told him he'd got a quote from "The Untouchables" wrong in his sig.

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                    Which, oddly enough, now seems to have disappeared.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      ZeitMog insisted on balsamic.
                      She was obviously a very refined cat (unlike mine)

                      For the avoidance of doubt - you use the vinegar on the pee, not the cat.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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