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 Afternoon all (and AtW) +50 Xeno Geek Points +50 Xeno Geek Points 
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 I exaggerated.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostNearly time for the annual review.
 
 Should take all of 10 mins.
 
 7.5 minutes.
 
 Including the photocopying of the form.Comment
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 So they didn't fire you then?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI exaggerated.
 
 7.5 minutes.
 
 Including the photocopying of the form.Comment
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 Sadly, no.Originally posted by norrahe View PostSo they didn't fire you then?
 
 I must be doing something right.
 
 Most of the esteemed customers projects, I suspect.  Comment
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 There we are; two "race tracks" manufactured out of black sugar paper (the stuff I seem to recall from skool), and white insulating tape.
 
 This should sort the lizards out from the boys. . .Comment
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 Pimp e-mailed me this morning regarding a role that might interest me.
 
 Turns out it was the same role I got put forward for on Friday.Comment
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 Aha!
 
 CF pimp emailed me with a job for a "Digital Designer".
 
 It was some sort of arty farty thing rather than the heavy metal digital designing I'm acquainted with.
 
  
 
 The other one this morning was a CF job for a Windoze device driver programmer.
 
 That sounds like fun.
 
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 I get a fair few ads for embedded C programmers +50 Xeno Geek Points +50 Xeno Geek Points 
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