I'm not sure what the dance is called, but it also involves slamming doors and repeatedly running up and down the stairs.
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Yes, my mother is a different matter, she's not called the "wicked witch of the west" for nowt and thankfully doesn't come to visit.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGiven you wrote that at half 4, it must have been good.
I take it you get on with the outlaw?
Being in another country helps
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And someone has just done it again. While trying to turn around, hit one of the bins and sent it flying.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThere are three wheelie bins for the small block of 6 flats we're in.
Someone has driven into them and damaged one: crushed a wheel and the 'tyre' has popped off.
It's a good job the wheelie bins live against the side wall of the ground floor flat we are in; the bin they damaged is in front of our gas supply pipe. I dread to think what would happen if someone reversed into that.
Eejits.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Stick some Semtex in the bins. Sorted.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAnd someone has just done it again. While trying to turn around, hit one of the bins and sent it flying.
Eejits.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Good idea. I'll nip up to Asda's later and get some.Originally posted by Zippy View PostStick some Semtex in the bins. Sorted.
(Afterthought: is it Asda's or Homebase for Sexmtex? I can never remember.)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Nice pali, BTW.Originally posted by Zippy View PostStick some Semtex in the bins. Sorted.
I should have seen that coming.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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One of life's little luxuries: lying in the bath for an hour.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Ireland V France, always difficult when you've got players from both on your fantasy team.
Though some nice pointage from Williams and Ashton yesterday.Comment
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Thank you Parra and Heaslip, no thank you Ireland for a pants performance.Comment
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I've seen the film ending that trumps all action film endings....
North sea hijack.... as an award he gets kittens

What an excellent ending to such a butch film
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