I'm not sure what the dance is called, but it also involves slamming doors and repeatedly running up and down the stairs.
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGiven you wrote that at half 4, it must have been good.
I take it you get on with the outlaw?
Being in another country helpsComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThere are three wheelie bins for the small block of 6 flats we're in.
Someone has driven into them and damaged one: crushed a wheel and the 'tyre' has popped off.
It's a good job the wheelie bins live against the side wall of the ground floor flat we are in; the bin they damaged is in front of our gas supply pipe. I dread to think what would happen if someone reversed into that.
Eejits.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAnd someone has just done it again. While trying to turn around, hit one of the bins and sent it flying.
Eejits.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostStick some Semtex in the bins. Sorted.
(Afterthought: is it Asda's or Homebase for Sexmtex? I can never remember.)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostStick some Semtex in the bins. Sorted.
I should have seen that coming.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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One of life's little luxuries: lying in the bath for an hour.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Ireland V France, always difficult when you've got players from both on your fantasy team.
Though some nice pointage from Williams and Ashton yesterday.Comment
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Thank you Parra and Heaslip, no thank you Ireland for a pants performance.Comment
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I've seen the film ending that trumps all action film endings....
North sea hijack.... as an award he gets kittens
What an excellent ending to such a butch filmComment
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