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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCan I interest any of you laydeez ...
... in a Babycham?
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhy... you offering yours?
Edit: (a) I feel ashamed I typed that in and (b) if only lines like that had occurred to me as a teenager...
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And for the bits that really appall.Comment
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So, onto my strange dream on Friday night/Saturday morn:
I had an erotic dream.
It was dead good.
However, even in my dreams I've discovered that I practice safe sex.
I used a condom. And I can remember putting it on.
And I ignored the option of the chocolate starfish & used the conventional entrance.
Just as well since the lady was a bit tight.
Dunno what Freud would make of that.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'd loooooove a BabyCham.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYou want to watch that "Joy of Teenage Sex" prog on C4.
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And for the bits that really appall.Comment
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I have a poorly tum this morning, and I think I have determined the cause.
On Friday I had half a can of refried beans. I finished them off last night.
Dated December 2004 I think they were.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI've been scarred for life by watching that. Mind you, so has the guy who got a Prince Albert
I missed that one.
From the sound of it, I'm glad.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWas that in the first ep?
I missed that one.
From the sound of it, I'm glad.
I've only kept watching it for that journalist girlieComment
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