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    #210441
    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    You might want to look at moving into a detached house
    Hmm.

    Currently, the child murderers are operative. They are murdering small children. This is clear from the screaming.

    Morning all.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #210442
      I'm all clean now.

      Only 30 minutes lounging in the bath. But I am all pink since I had the water just a little bit hotter than I could comfortably bear.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #210443
        It is still blowing a gale here, and the rain is beginning again.

        Yesterday it rained as if it was never going to end.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #210444
          You can see the huge yellow bruise on the back of my hand quite clearly now.

          That was caused by the hospital sticking one of those tubes into a vein ...



          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #210445
            It still hurts to bend my hand.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #210446
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              It still hurts to bend my hand.
              <TommyCooper>
              Well don't do it then
              </TommyCooper>
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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                #210447
                I've just had a very odd conversation with the NorMater about black pudding and when they used to make it (and I didn't even bring the subject up)
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #210448
                  In other news I'm going to have to brave the family for a weekend in Ireland
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #210449
                    I blame my little brother and his wife for having a christening over there
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                      #210450
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      I blame my little brother and his wife for having a christening over there
                      Most inconsiderate of them. When will you have to go?
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