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    The party went on all night.

    Shouting, music, banging about, doors banging. FFS.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      At 7 a.m. the jamming session began with guitars and yelled 'singing'.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        By about 7:20 the women were singing along - badly - so the blokes gave up playing.

        Then the ablutions began.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Christ only knows what they were flushing down the soil pipe but it sounded like chunky coconut soup. That racket went on for about 25 minutes.

          Then the coming-and-going commenced.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            The running up and down stairs, banging doors top and bottom went on until about 9 a.m.

            WTF that was about I cannot imagine.

            But it did require lots of shouting.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Then it went sort of quiet. The sound of a couple or 3 people trying to clear up a bomb site when drunk.

              Until about 11 a.m.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Mrs RC is trying to decide whether to spend the day listening to Meatloaf at full volume or Cliff Richard at full volume.

                I suggested we put on Radio 3 on all the radios - some on FM and some on DAB so they syncopate - and then going out for the day.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  But since Noah has finished his Ark and god has decreed The Flood Shall Commence, we're not going anywhere without a canoe.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Not the best of nights, really.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Weather permitting, a walk in a local country park.
                      Not bloody likely!
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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