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Never.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Byeee

There we go, another ream of trees destined to be forever unread.
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so get it done now and hey presto it'll be readyOriginally posted by norrahe View PostNever too early, but I'll have to decant some red and let it breathe first. (I'm fussy me)
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You've got to be jokingOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postjust had a desk slamming episode !
Some divvie has renamed a db table from underneath me
Change it back 
I used to work with this great bloke who frequently called his code (and some of his co-workers) a f*****g c***. I do miss him.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Weather permitting, a walk in a local country park.Originally posted by norrahe View Postso what's everyone up to this weekend?
Sanitising some wine bottles and bottling 3 demi-johns of wine.
Putting on a couple of beer kits.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Current Plan b - toysOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostHello, Bear.
Is this another plan B, or your current successful plan B?
Taking a lot of time up at the moment!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I have changed that table and the other 2 back to what we agreed.Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou've got to be joking
Change it back 
I used to work with this great bloke who frequently called his code (and some of his co-workers) a f*****g c***. I do miss him.
There was a lot of f''ing c's mutteredComment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It's gone 8 o'clock! You're not still in work?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI have changed that table and the other 2 back to what we agreed.
There was a lot of f''ing c's mutteredMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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