Current clientco, some of the onboard contractors are getting very protective about their work.
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I tend not to wear aftershave to work/clientco unless I want to impress
and if I do it would be a mild/light chanel oneComment
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Feck.
They're like gannets around the food.
There'll be none left for a poor old hungry lizard (who's particular about food that's been pawed by others
).
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You feed them too? Is there anything they can do for themselves?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFeck.
They're like gannets around the food.
There'll be none left for a poor old hungry lizard (who's particular about food that's been pawed by others
).Comment
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I don't wipe their arses for them, so there is that.Originally posted by Bunk View PostYou feed them too? Is there anything they can do for themselves?
Don't tie their shoelaces either.Comment
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*Velcro (a Vulcan invention by the way) is an invaluable addition to the cobbler's art.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI don't wipe their arses for them, so there is that.
Don't tie their shoelaces either*.Comment
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is it hometime yet?
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Two halves of mini pork pie & two fishy things.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFeck.
They're like gannets around the food.
There'll be none left for a poor old hungry lizard (who's particular about food that's been pawed by others
).
I'm sure the mini pork pies went down well with the ethnic contingent.Comment
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No.Originally posted by norrahe View Postis it hometime yet?

I'm still waiting for this lot to stop cluttering up my lab.Comment
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