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    #id
    Current clientco, some of the onboard contractors are getting very protective about their work.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #id
      I tend not to wear aftershave to work/clientco unless I want to impress

      and if I do it would be a mild/light chanel one

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        #id
        Feck.

        They're like gannets around the food.

        There'll be none left for a poor old hungry lizard (who's particular about food that's been pawed by others).

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          #id
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Feck.

          They're like gannets around the food.

          There'll be none left for a poor old hungry lizard (who's particular about food that's been pawed by others).
          You feed them too? Is there anything they can do for themselves?

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            #id
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            You feed them too? Is there anything they can do for themselves?
            I don't wipe their arses for them, so there is that.

            Don't tie their shoelaces either.

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              #id
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              I don't wipe their arses for them, so there is that.

              Don't tie their shoelaces either*.
              *Velcro (a Vulcan invention by the way) is an invaluable addition to the cobbler's art.

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                #id
                is it hometime yet?
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Feck.

                  They're like gannets around the food.

                  There'll be none left for a poor old hungry lizard (who's particular about food that's been pawed by others).
                  Two halves of mini pork pie & two fishy things.

                  I'm sure the mini pork pies went down well with the ethnic contingent.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    is it hometime yet?
                    No.

                    I'm still waiting for this lot to stop cluttering up my lab.

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                      Tiddleypomtipom

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