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So has Mrs 5*, although I believe she has caught the watered down strain that I had <cough>, <cough>, <splutter> -
OK. Those that want shooting, please form an orderly queue
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OK. Just so long as you're not the "Mars Attacks!" type of alien. They were a bit naughty.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm the wig hating type of
Noooo! I wanted the DIY to stop, not get worse!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd they make polyfilla to deal with the holes in the ceiling.
It's very good.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It usually takes me about the first morning to figure that out.Originally posted by norrahe View PostHalfway through week three and I've realised the next 5 months are going to be a right mare.
For AB Automotive, it took about 35 seconds.
And the bastards extended me just when I thought I was escaping.
All for £13/hr.
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Being sleep deprived you will fit in nicely in the dole officeOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostBut I had to get up as I've got to go out and sign on shortly.
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Have you recovered from the self inflicted nasal lobotomy yet?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBored Now.Comment
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