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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    The shock would kill him, and if it didn't the exertion would probably finish him off.
    That sounds like a worthwhile plan!
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      We made some pear, melon and pineapple wine a while ago.

      It was bloody awful. Tasted of melon skin. So it went down the sink.

      Except for one bottle, which I hid away.

      I've just opened and poured it.

      "Ooh, that's nice" says Mrs RC. "What is it? Is it that Gewürztraminer?"

      It is three years since we made it. It is now a rich golden colour and very smooth.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        We made some pear, melon and pineapple wine a while ago.

        It was bloody awful. Tasted of melon skin. So it went down the sink.

        Except for one bottle, which I hid away.

        I've just opened and poured it.

        "Ooh, that's nice" says Mrs RC. "What is it? Is it that Gewürztraminer?"

        It is three years since we made it. It is now a rich golden colour and very smooth.
        I was given some poitín about 10 years ago, it actually tastes nice now.

        Though through the years it was great for getting those stubborn sticky labels off various objects.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          I was given some poitín about 10 years ago, it actually tastes nice now.

          Though through the years it was great for getting those stubborn sticky labels off various objects.
          Oh, potcheen. Aha.

          It tastes better as it has slowly eroded your taste buds away, I expect.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Oh, potcheen. Aha.

            It tastes better as it has slowly eroded your taste buds away, I expect.
            bottle matured for 10 years.

            Its normally inflicted on curious dinner guests.

            great for stubborn stains.

            amazing though how it has mellowed over the years.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              Viz has excelled itself this time.

              "Oral & Hardy"

              "Celebrity Pig Wank"

              Excellent stuff. I'm only on page 4.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                It isn't raining here.

                Or if it is, I can't tell for the torrents of water running down the windows and incessant hammering on the conservatory roof.

                We haven't got a loft to put our valuables in. I wonder if the people upstairs would take 2 PCs, 2 laptops, 2 netbooks, my organiser, the savings tin, my wife's jewellery, etc.? I've never met them, but they might be nice.

                We've got to do a 5 hour round trip to collect some boxes of research material today. Bliss.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  taking it easy today again, hoping to eliminate this cold finally.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                    Had a gardener round to give us a quote for tidying up the dead stuff, sorted!

                    Now all I need is a decent cleaner.

                    Next stop; getting some new fronts on the kitchen cupboards, re-tile and put lino over the hideous tiles.

                    Also big clear out due, so skip ordering is next on the list.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      Had a gardener round to give us a quote for tidying up the dead stuff, sorted!
                      Bury the corpses deeper, next time.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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