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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOh dear.
It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.
There's a ship leaving Swansea dock for Tangier at 3pm. Be on it.
It was nice knowing you.
Bye!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI highly recommend it; everyone's doing it.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOh dear.
It transpires that the ex-lustee has perused the site.
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Lustee might not be able to recognise you or her.
As long as she doesn't read about water falls, knees, nipples, falling down houses, nipples
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou're a dead lizard.
There's a ship leaving Swansea dock for Tangier at 3pm. Be on it.
It was nice knowing you.
Bye!
Originally posted by Bunk View PostIt's ok Zeity, she might not know she's the lustee or that you're a actually a GAL in disguise.
Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostLustee might not be able to recognise you or her.
As long as she doesn't read about water falls, knees, nipples, falling down houses, nipples
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Oh bugger.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Tight jeans today.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI think I've concealed my true identity.Comment
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do you tell her that you are bored ?
If not she will find out soon.
How tight are the jeans ?Comment
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Stop perving you lot! He's in enough trouble as it is.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostStop perving you lot! He's in enough trouble as it is.
What was that about nipples Zeity?Comment
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