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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post<cough> <cough> <cough> <cough> <cough> <cough>
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Out, out, damn spot.Comment
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Morning all.
Unclean! Unclean <rings bell>
Fecking hu-man diseases.
Unclean! Unclean <rings bell>
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Morning AllComment
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and I've run out of drugsComment
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Morning all
I've just taken my last 2 paracetamol hoping that it might stop my ears and throat from hurtingComment
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So, my evil plan is working. <nasty chuckle>
I expect you, my little diseased minions, to post in General and continue to spread this digital <cough> plague through the online community of UK contractors, thereby rendering them incapable of attending ClientCo, getting chucked out and creating hordes of empty gigs all for me, ME, ME!!!
So, off you go, my pretties, and spread the good germ amongst the great unwilling.
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaar!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Mornin' all!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The zoo keeper must have arrived at work. It sounds like he's got the elephants out of bed upstairs and is taking them for their constitutional tramp around the flat.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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