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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by Zippy View PostIs RC the new Typhoid Mary, I wonder?
<cough> <COUGH> <COUGH>
Let's see you wipe THEM germs from your screen.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostWifey has done her back in and is struggling quite a bit, I even have to put her socks and shoes on for herMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Going by the screaming going on upstairs a couple of floors up, unless I am very much mistaken, some 40 or 50 small children have been tortured to death over the past four hours.
Surely there is no other logical explanation for so much loud screaming.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I think it's about 60 dead children now.
The novelty of listening to them screaming has worn off (they're still at it, FFS).
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGoing by the screaming going on upstairs a couple of floors up, unless I am very much mistaken, some 40 or 50 small children have been tortured to death over the past four hours.
Surely there is no other logical explanation for so much loud screaming.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The racket evolved through the night; less small children and more noisy adults, who got louder and more sweary as the night progressed.
At 6:40, the utterly pissed-up adults came out shouting, wearing and singing. As they entered the archway between the townhouses that contain our flat, one yelled:
"Watch this, MWA-HA-HA-HA" into the archway so that it echoed.
Response from pissed other: "Shut the f*** up! That's where our car's parked".
After much swearing and banging of doors, the car started up and, after much revving, managed a 17-point turn and buggered off, amazingly without hitting the buildings on either side.
Today I am a bit .My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo you live in Nelson Mandela house?
Or do you mean one of the many renamed 1960s concrete tower blocks on sink estates whose purpose is as a drugs distribution and bastard baby production centre?
Either way, "No".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Although from what SY01 says about his domestic situation, I may as well be living in his basement.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
The racket evolved through the night; less small children and more noisy adults, who got louder and more sweary as the night progressed.
At 6:40, the utterly pissed-up adults came out shouting, wearing and singing. As they entered the archway between the townhouses that contain our flat, one yelled:
"Watch this, MWA-HA-HA-HA" into the archway so that it echoed.
Response from pissed other: "Shut the f*** up! That's where our car's parked".
After much swearing and banging of doors, the car started up and, after much revving, managed a 17-point turn and buggered off, amazingly without hitting the buildings on either side.
Today I am a bit .What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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