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    Give him a little bell.

    <ctrl-G>

    Unclean! Unclean!

    <ctrl-G>

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Give him a little bell.

      <ctrl-G>

      Unclean! Unclean!

      <ctrl-G>
      Whatever happened to ControlG? Everyone used to confuse CM by calling him Bell or BEL

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        I'm fine. <cough>

        Really. <hack>

        Just a little tired, that's <a-choo> all.

        <wipe> <smarts> <little moan>
        Oh stop whining you big girls blouse.
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          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Oh stop whining you big girls blouse.
          Mmmm. Big girl's blouse.

          That's what I nearly bleached with the dishwasher powder tablet.





          <cough> <snivel> <wipe>
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Whatever happened to ControlG? Everyone used to confuse CM by calling him Bell or BEL
            Last heard from on 31st May 2010.

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              My washing machine has packed up again. I reckon I can fix it with a hairdryer though
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                My washing machine has packed up again. I reckon I can fix it with a hairdryer though
                This sounds interesting. How?





                <hack> <wheeze> <shiver>
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  My washing machine has packed up again. I reckon I can fix it with a hairdryer though
                  Masterful

                  Can you fix anything with a hairdryer and a kitchen knife ?

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    This sounds interesting. How?
                    It packed up last year and the error code suggested the motor triac had gone. New circuit board job, £200 thank you very much. (I'm in the wrong game)
                    Now the bugger had packed up once before that and we had called in an engineer and had a new board so I was suspicious last year (when it failed in the same way) and didn't get a new board fitted. It miraculously started working again when the weather got better. It's done the same thing again so I'm suspecting the cold weather has caused condensation on t'board (machine lives in an unheated part of the house). So I've got a fan heater pointed at it and I'll get the top off and use a hairdryer on the master circuit board later. If that doesn't work we have the original circuit board ...

                    5* - we have a pretty good selection of tools but you can get a long way with a flat blade knife, some WD-40 and a roll of Gaffer tape (and a hairdryer).
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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      Never used etyres are they any good
                      Yep, cheaper than your local garage for decent tyres and they come and do the tyres wherever you want.

                      Mr N has been using them for years.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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