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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGoodmorningafternoon everybody peeps!+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I have been the busy person this mornings.
I am getting up at the 6:30 and checking the job emailings.
I am applying for the gig.
Her insider-the-doors is staying inna the bed.
I am go to the bloody Job Centre and fill inna the bloody form innit.
I am go to the bloody council for the bens and they give me more bloody form, the rot cow.
And then I am come home again.
I am deciding to write in the voice of Harry Enfield's Stavros character, innit.
Godda knows why.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostPost 11111
Naturally enough, they were addressed to someone other than me, just to confuse the crap out of everyone.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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