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Did you sit on cold stone walls a lot when you were a lad? My grandmother told me that's what caused 'em (and don't eat grape seeds because you'll get appendicitis).Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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Just got up?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostGoodmorningafternoon everybody peeps!
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I have been the busy person this mornings.
I am getting up at the 6:30 and checking the job emailings.
I am applying for the gig.
Her insider-the-doors is staying inna the bed.
I am go to the bloody Job Centre and fill inna the bloody form innit.
I am go to the bloody council for the bens and they give me more bloody form, the rot cow.
And then I am come home again.
I am deciding to write in the voice of Harry Enfield's Stavros character, innit.
Godda knows why.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The bigga green lizard, he is getting the fancy bloody numb, innit.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostPost 11111
Naturally enough, they were addressed to someone other than me, just to confuse the crap out of everyone.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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