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    #208911
    I had an interview a couple of weeks ago for which I was a perfect match.

    Finally got feedback today.

    They've decided they don't want anybody because, having interviewed everyone now, they want someone a bit more perfect than me.

    FFS.



    I'm going to start offering weekly BJs in interviews in future. "It's part of my value add".
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #208912
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      I had an interview a couple of weeks ago for which I was a perfect match.

      Finally got feedback today.

      They've decided they don't want anybody because, having interviewed everyone now, they want someone a bit more perfect than me.

      FFS.



      I'm going to start offering weekly BJs in interviews in future. "It's part of my value add".
      An interview and no offer. Absurd! Never happens to me.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #208913
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        After much head-scratching, rebooting the boiler fixed it.


        Fecking technology. It's all pants.
        Excellent. I had to get a new thermocouple.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #208914
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          An interview and no offer. Absurd! Never happens to me.
          Aha! So offering the interviewer a BJ does work then.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #208915
            Mrs RC's Xmas prezzy is a [edited just in case she really does read what I post].

            I managed to buy it yesterday but to do so I had to secretly burgle her jewellery box of its gold chains. (No, not to sell. For matching purposes.)

            Now I am wandering around with the prezzy and a lot of gold in my pocket trying to find the opportunity to smuggle the stuff back into the jewellery box. Difficult, since she works from home and this flat is small.

            It can be tricky hiding Xmas prezzies.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #208916


              Morning all.



              Oi, RC, 'ow's yer boiler?

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                #208917
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Excellent. I had to get a new thermocouple.
                My parents went through that one.

                And ended up with a new boiler.

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                  #208918
                  morning all

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                    #208919
                    I'm glad I never stumped up the £20 to go to the Liverpool game last night. I was toying with the idea of taking DD1. however it was a pile of cack

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                      #208920
                      I can hardly contain myself. I've been assigned the job of adding some extra information to be output that "might" be useful.

                      Should take very little time to do, but I'm sure I can drag it out as I have to "test" it!

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