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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThanks for the warning. [insert thumbs-up smiley here] I had a suspicion that if I posted a naughty word list I might bet spanked in some unpleasant way.
Two were temporary () and one permanent.
Boring time it was, too.Comment
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Burger King & Egon Rony
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostRight - off to Burger King for tea.
Back in a minute...
I do, however, thoroughly approve of Burger King's Angus burger. Not the snot cheese and bacon rind options. And I have to have it without that mentalist brown 'barbecue scrapings + washing up liquid sauce' they try to ruin it with. Dammit that burger's the only fast food that tastes like meat - why spoil it with that runny brown muck?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Shall we have a title?
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWhen the filter came out, there were trials, which resulted in three bans.
Two were temporary () and one permanent.
Boring time it was, too.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI had to make do with home made pork schnitzel with chips 'n' gravy.
I do, however, thoroughly approve of Burger King's Angus burger. Not the snot cheese and bacon rind options. And I have to have it without that mentalist brown 'barbecue scarpings + washing up liquid sauce' they try to ruin it with. Dammit that burger's the only fast food that tastes like meat - why spoil it with that runny brown muck?
I like the BK Angry Whopper at the moment. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
(Did you see how the filter talked about scarpings?)Comment
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Turder King
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostChange of plan - it's raining too hard. KFC instead.
I like the BK Angry Whopper at the moment. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
(Did you see how the filter talked about scarpings?)
A couple of years ago I stopped at some services on the A55 in North Wales where there is a Burger King. I headed for the loos but the sewer had overflowed. A bloke was in there with a big hose connected to his trailer-pump out machine. He said I was welcome to paddle my way through but suggested I didn't step in the lumps. The liquid was flowing out the loos and under the door to the kitchen where the Burger King staff were cheerfully sploshing about and cooking and serving people.
I'd heard stories about McD's in Oxford Street having occasional pooey floors but witnessing it is something else.
Experiment: s c r a p i n g s = scrapingsDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostMaybe it is right to remove the [test] carp [end test] from a burger discussion.
A couple of years ago I stopped at some services on the A55 in North Wales where there is a Burger King. I headed for the loos but the sewer had overflowed. A bloke was in there with a big hose connected to his trailer-pump out machine. He said I was welcome to paddle my way through but suggested I didn't step in the lumps. The liquid was flowing out the loos and under the door to the kitchen where the Burger King staff were cheerfully sploshing about and cooking and serving people.
I'd heard stories about McD's in Oxford Street having occasional pooey floors but witnessing it is something else.
Experiment: s c r a p i n g s = scarpingsComment
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Did Denny always rant like this? I wasn't here before, I'd only heard the myths and stories.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt was a brave man who ordered a chocolate milkshake that day...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostDid Denny always rant like this? I wasn't here before, I'd only heard the myths and stories.
Problem is that both have good points, but they get lost. I need an executive summary of the Denny posts - just because I can't be bothered to read through the verbosity to get to the point.Comment
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