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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Send him a smack in the face in return
    I've replied with a sharply worded email

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      please provide a referee from two of your last three employers’, indicating the following information:

      Company Name: <whatever you want> or Chutney Spoon Services Inc.
      Referee Name: Richard Cranium
      Position Referee holds: HR Director
      Work Number: Not sure - he changed offices
      Mobile Number: Don't know
      Email Address: [email protected]
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        I've replied with a sharply worded email
        along the lines of;

        FiveTimes Ltd will only supply references in the event of a contract offer, these references will only be supplied direct to the client and not to the agent.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Just got the 6 month water bill.

          £235:51

          How's that for a 1 bed flat where we stay Mon-Fri?
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          That's more than we pay for the year !

          Are you on a meter ?
          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          I just paid £83 for 3 months so that seems a bit high. Unless mine is complete cobblers, which is possible because it's the first bill in my new flat.
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Yes.
          In Wales? Or Cornwall?

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            I've replied with a sharply worded email
            and he has replied with the job spec and no mention of me completing the reference form

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              still got my gloves on at work, there have been a few comments but I bat them away

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                In Wales? Or Cornwall?
                On my travels around the UK, I found Dŵr Cymru to be the cheapest, and unmetered water is cheaper than metered.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  and he has replied with the job spec and no mention of me completing the reference form
                  They really are cheeky buggers, aren't they?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    training session tonight will be fun, a couple of the lads are grading and instructor wants my help in assessing.

                    There is one chap who has all the control of blundering 14 year old lad on his first meeting with lady bits

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      training session tonight will be fun, a couple of the lads are grading and instructor wants my help in assessing.

                      There is one chap who has all the control of blundering 14 year old lad on his first meeting with lady bits
                      Are you a black belt yet?
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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