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    #id
    My start to the morning was trying to open my slightly swollen and red right eye.

    I must have taken a "gentle" blow to it last night

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      #id
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Arse...

      Have a

      Good job you never posted a Boomed over in General
      Never till the ink is dry on the paper.

      I'm now beginning to think I imagined the offer.
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #id
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        My start to the morning was trying to open my slightly swollen and red right eye.

        I must have taken a "gentle" blow to it last night
        with he wife last night and she won?
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #id
          Has Zeity been at the sprouts again this morning?
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #id
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            You're just trying to keep the students away aren't you? Try not to gas the lustee while you're at it though
            The ex-lustee punched me on the upper arm this morning.

            Does this mean she's in love?

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              #id
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              You're just trying to keep the students away aren't you?
              Seems to be working so far.

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                #id
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Wonderful start to the morning, the gig I was offered yesterday was downgraded and offered to someone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                Never!

                Ho hum.

                Sorry to hear that.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  The ex-lustee punched me on the upper arm this morning.

                  Does this mean she's in love?
                  sure does, and she wants to practise making babies

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    Has Zeity been at the sprouts again this morning?
                    Sprouts and leeks are even worse.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      sure does, and she wants to practise making babies
                      Oh good.

                      I'll nip out & buy a gross of condoms.

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