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    #id


    Just had a service call for a hole punch wot I bolted to a table in the network lab.

    Apparently it wouldn't punch holes in the paper any more.

    It took 2 years to fill up the chad receptacle to the point where it was impossible to punch any more chad into it.

    Rather than make a big hole in the table, I've made a slot in the punch instead so you can blow the chad out.

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      #id
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Afternoon all

      just when I thought we had agreed on a wardrobe company for the bedroom the wife has had a change of heart and doesn't want to spend that sort of money now.


      Or is that Oh Dear(tm).

      She'll think of sommat else to spend it on now.

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        #id
        No news on Friday's interview

        and I smell of eucalyptus gel from the osteopath

        Nowt on jobserve

        Back to Dexter season 3, almost finished
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #id
          Gosh.

          Real daytime telly that.

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            #id
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Gosh.

            Real daytime telly that.
            Dexter is addictive. I blitzed the first 4 seasons in a couple of weeks

            Now I have to wait for the new episodes each week

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              #id
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Dexter is addictive. I blitzed the first 4 seasons in a couple of weeks

              Now I have to wait for the new episodes each week
              Only started watching it last week and have gone through 3 seasons
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #id
                I may have mentioned previously how happy I am that Sky, in their infinite wisdom, have moved Bones (and I think "Lie to Me") to Sky Living, as it is to be rebranded in the new year.

                So much for the "two days behind the Septics" transmissions.

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                  #id
                  Just squirted switch cleaner into the switches on the Elizabethan tape recorder.

                  It's a bit less crackly now.

                  For a while.

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                    #id
                    Oh, and:

                    Bored.

                    Now.

                    Just like the totally disinterested bunch of spanner wielders in the lab are.

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                      #id
                      Someone got himself run over across the road.

                      Walked to the ambulance though.

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