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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Blimey! Talk about in for a penny, in for a pound.

    Hmm. That doesn't mean "No" ... and it might mean "Yes" ...

    ... if she was looking for someone to become a father for her...



    So are you going to take her for a burn up the A465 in the new wheels?
    She seemed quite impressed that I'd bought a roller skate.

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      Right, I'm off to the Job Centre.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Right, I'm off to the Job Centre.
        GL
        "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Right, I'm off to the Job Centre.
          go get 'em RC.. best of luck

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            Timesheet time I think - has anyone ever died of manflu?
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                Timesheet time I think - has anyone ever died of manflu?
                I've come close a couple of times. I was lucky to survive. I'd get myself off to hospital pretty quick if I were you.

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                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  I've come close a couple of times. I was lucky to survive. I'd get myself off to hospital pretty quick if I were you.
                  I'll see how it goes tomorrow - the guys here are trying to prescribe shots of neat whiskey...
                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    I'll see how it goes tomorrow - the guys here are trying to prescribe shots of neat whiskey...
                    Yeah, that'll help but it won't cure it. A good hot (spicy) curry is also good, since you probably can't taste anything milder than a vindaloo at the moment.

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                      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                      I'll see how it goes tomorrow - the guys here are trying to prescribe shots of neat whiskey...
                      That should do the trick
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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