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    Then he brought us the wash & go adverts:

    "Take 2 bottles into the shower? Not anymore!"
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
      Then he brought us the wash & go adverts:

      "Take 2 bottles into the shower? Not anymore!"
      I hope he wasn't responsible for choosing the "stars" of the advert. Jason McAteer was truly awful

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        He was head honcho for the whole shebang I'm afraid - including the cast
        "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          I've got to find somewhere on the way home to buy a birthday card. Its the wifes birthday tomorrow.
          Third row, third one along.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            My dad made the advert for the vauxhall chavette
            But were you conceived in the passenger footwell?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              But were you conceived in the passenger footwell?
              Not to my knowledge
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                bored now *YAWN*

                Everyone seems obsessed with sex on the board this morning.
                Speaking of which, the ex-lustee told me I was old enough to be her father this morning.



                I think I knew that already.

                But there used to be no harm in hoping

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                  Maybe it was my offer to help her out if she was short of a sperm donor that did it.

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                    I'm almost blind to clientco hotties now. There are so many of them and they're all so stuck up I've finally managed to block them out form my selective vision
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Maybe it was my offer to help her out if she was short of a sperm donor that did it.
                      Blimey! Talk about in for a penny, in for a pound.

                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Speaking of which, the ex-lustee told me I was old enough to be her father this morning.
                      Hmm. That doesn't mean "No" ... and it might mean "Yes" ...

                      ... if she was looking for someone to become a father for her...



                      So are you going to take her for a burn up the A465 in the new wheels?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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