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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I fear she's become the ex-lustee on the grounds of not fecking getting any fecking where.


    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    P.S. bra size is A.
    And there was me telling you to buy a soft-top Jag to impress her! Blimey. She wouldn't have kept you warm in the winter. (She didn't have an Adam's apple, did she?)

    A good pie-eating lass is best, I reckon. Warm, soft and cozy. Just what you need as the nights draw in. Someone to share your chips with when you're watching Top Gear together in bed.

    Keep an eye out near Greggs of a lunchtime.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      The high point was going to the top of the mountain
      Well, it would be, wouldn't it?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        8800.

        Brillo would have been proud.
        Now I wish I'd pointed out the palinilap you got yesterday.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Well, it would be, wouldn't it?
          Yes.

          Considering that a bonk was out of the question.



          My previous friend would have insisted on a bonk, no matter how knackered I was.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Now I wish I'd pointed out the palinilap you got yesterday.
            I don't think we do such things any more.

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              I still think taking her to the waterfalls was your best move. (Aberdulais Falls?) Dead romantic. If she didn't succumb then, then I suppose the writing was on the cliff face.

              And if the windmills didn't spin her heart strings, then I don;t suppose getting her down in the dark at Cefn Coed Colliery would have worked either?



              (I have a teddy on my desk who claims he was "Found underground at Cefn Coed". In reality I bought him in the shop on the surface. Don't tell anyone.)
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I still think taking her to the waterfalls was your best move. (Aberdulais Falls?) Dead romantic. If she didn't succumb then, then I suppose the writing was on the cliff face.

                And if the windmills didn't spin her heart strings, then I don;t suppose getting her down in the dark at Cefn Coed Colliery would have worked either?



                (I have a teddy on my desk who claims he was "Found underground at Cefn Coed". In reality I bought him in the shop on the surface. Don't tell anyone.)
                Never managed to get to the waterfalls.

                Dunno why.

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                  I wanted to show her the Melin Court waterfall and the Henrhyd waterfall.

                  Never know, might get around to it some day.

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                    Afternoon

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                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Afternoon

                      Am waiting for my 'food' to arrive
                      Of course you are dear!
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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