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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Some flipper's broken everything I've been working on for the past week

    Then he mentions that there's a demo tomorrow and asks if we'll be able to demo my stuff

    Not any-flipping-more we won't
    Can't you roll back to before the stupid arse broke it?
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      Oh yeah - evening all
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        It is sometimes possible to view the print queue in Windoze. Look for a printer icon (bottom right, toolbar) and click on it - you should be able to see wots blocking it.

        Byeeee
        I sent the stuff to the printer last week but it never appeared.

        Until yesterday.

        In fact, I sent it 3 times.

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          Morning all.



          Apparently it's Thursday.

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            I was almost cold in bed last night.

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              Morning
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                I've found something to do.

                I'm busy throwing away assignments from 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 and 2004.

                I hate the people who a) staple stuff or b) put it in those plastic envelopes or c) write/print their name on every sheet (which has to go in confidential waste unlike the rest of it).

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                  Feck me, some of these ex-esteemed customers don't make much of an effort.

                  I thought the current lot were mostly idle, seems things haven't changed much over the years.

                  Apart from the dumbing down of course.

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                    Just discovered some really stunning mistakes:

                    pritty

                    wiyer

                    whirring (wiring?)

                    circet

                    reliabbiolety

                    1 killer ome

                    rerpresents

                    perfictly

                    dummie

                    workes

                    curtesy

                    trou (through?)

                    earfing (earthing)

                    unnessersery

                    dranige (draining?)

                    strat (straight)

                    forwod

                    windose surely "windoze"?

                    fore (for)

                    thew (the)

                    woud (would)

                    simpal

                    resenibal

                    solushion

                    plas (place)

                    cabal (cable)

                    a nuttier (er, another )

                    apicashion

                    vireos (various)

                    Stone me.

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                      On which ridiculously happy note:



                      Byeee



                      The Sun, by the way, has His Hat On

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