I'd like to drivel all weekend but there isn't anyone to drivel to.
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Do you know you can get gaffer tape in many different colours?
Where did it all go wrong.
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I don't have the time these days.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'd like to drivel all weekend but there isn't anyone to drivel to.Comment
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Ah! Everything is politically correct these day. Obviously the days of taping your victims up with black gaffer tape gets you in trouble for being a racialist!Originally posted by Zippy View PostDo you know you can get gaffer tape in many different colours?
Where did it all go wrong.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Morning all.

Another wonderful life enhancing week begins.
With my dad vomiting half the night again.
Deep joy.Comment
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Stone me.

I just saw an esteemed customer.

The shock, the Horror, oh The Horror.
I shall have to sit down & a cup of hot sweet tea to recover.Comment
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He thought my lift simulator thingie was a guillotine too.
It seems to be a common misapprehension.Comment
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