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    Morning all.



    Miserable old day again.

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      Some git broke into my shed on Wednesday night.

      Naturally enough, the security camera system got his picture.

      Sadly, since the video has packed up, it wasn't recorded.

      Having examined the contents of the shed, I can't tell if anything is missing.

      Mostly coz there's so much junk in there.

      The lock hasp is now held on with 1 1/2" screws intead of 1/2" ones.

      Next door had the satnav stolen from his works van.

      And this morning, during my trudge, I noticed that a council van had been broken into at the top of the road.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Oh.

        and the the thing I staggered up the stairs with is fecked, so I'll have to stagger back down with it tomorrow.

        Ho hum.
        And guess wot?

        It's fecking raining.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Some git broke into my shed on Wednesday night.

          Naturally enough, the security camera system got his picture.

          Sadly, since the video has packed up, it wasn't recorded.

          Having examined the contents of the shed, I can't tell if anything is missing.

          Mostly coz there's so much junk in there.

          The lock hasp is now held on with 1 1/2" screws intead of 1/2" ones.

          Next door had the satnav stolen from his works van.

          And this morning, during my trudge, I noticed that a council van had been broken into at the top of the road.
          Couldn't you get them to break into the junk room and clear it out for you?

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            Good morning all!

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              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Couldn't you get them to break into the junk room and clear it out for you?
              It has been suggested that I should leave the door open for a week or so.

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                Oh.

                And:

                Sweating

                Now.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  It has been suggested that I should leave the door open for a week or so.
                  That's no good, that'll tell them there's nowt worth stealing. Put a useless 99p padlock on it, that'll fool them.

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                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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