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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Do your elephant impression. She'll like that.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI gain the impression that she doesn't look on me in "that" way.
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Or he could show her how long his lizardly tongue is.Originally posted by Bunk View PostDo your elephant impression. She'll like that.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostMorning!
Just got a phone call - I've got an interview with a client today or tomorrow. And the contract is commutable!!

Now I'm off to prep...
go and get them
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all.

Just spent an interesting hour or so chatting away with the lustee.
I gain the impression that she doesn't look on me in "that" way.
Nah.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
What gave you that impression? Did she slap you?
She's "looking for someone more her own age"
Or run away screamingOriginally posted by Bunk View PostDo your elephant impression. She'll like that.
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostOr he could show her how long his lizardly tongue is.
Temptation, oh temptation.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostMorning!
Just got a phone call - I've got an interview with a client today or tomorrow. And the contract is commutable!!

Now I'm off to prep...

Knock 'em dead, kid. (But not in the ZeitGhost fashion).Comment
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