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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I'm afraid to ask...
    There was this guy serving up some sort of onion soup in a canteen (in a posh hotel) & he kept licking the spoon between servings.

    It really was most odd.

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      you'll get a grumpy one on a Monday morning

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        I bet that bloody hurts with the Sunday Times - those supplements have some weight behind them!
        Not to mention the free CD/DVD.

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          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          Flipping heck, I got that gig I had phone interviews for last week

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Cool. Is it local?

              I've got a phone interview tomorrow. The agent doesn't have much of a spec - no idea about technology etc. , so I'm going to have to wing it. Hope I don't embarrass myself
              Good luck, all seems to be happening for everyone now.

              Sods law I'll get a phone call about an interview while I'm away this week.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Tedium ++. Not improved by the dreams I had last night. One, I'm sure, was inspired by the "licking the chutney spoon" meme.
                I'm afraid to ask...
                I'm not.

                Tell us all about it: link.

                You know you want to.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  <plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >

                  Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.

                  Choose your future.

                  Choose to go Permie.


                  Come to the Dark Side
                  Another post that needs to be preserved for posterity.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Well done Bunk

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                      Just had lunch and a little game of wii sports resort

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