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[voodooflux]

Just finished my double fried egg on toast and a bag of pork scratchings for lunch.

That sounds like a decent lunch - I'm quite partial to pork scratchings.

[FiveTimes]

and the house is empty - mum hasn't made it back from grandparents lunch.

I wonder if they were cooking them

[voodooflux]

That sounds like a decent lunch - I'm quite partial to pork scratchings.

Alas when I was last in Morrisons they didn't have any of their "pork scratching kits" i.e. 4 rolls of pig skin for ~70p.

[FiveTimes]

we got the vodka with the shopping and a couple of big bottles of smirnoff ice and breezers made there way into the trolley.

[voodooflux]

Real ale and pork scratchings - that's most of the major food groups covered right there.

[FiveTimes]

she is going to be plenty pissed by 3pm tomorrow

[FiveTimes]

I will have to switch my phone off

[voodooflux]

we got the vodka with the shopping and a couple of big bottles of smirnoff ice and breezers made there way into the trolley.

Did you pick up some nappy sacks - they make great bags for the coach trip.

[FiveTimes]

I will have to switch my phone off

the conversations usually go like :

"are the kids in bed ?"

"Have the kids had there dinner?"

[FiveTimes]

the conversations usually go like :

"are the kids in bed ?"

"Have the kids had there dinner?"

and this goes on and on and on....