test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

wine in glass

ale in tankard

[BrowneIssue]

what happened to the toyah lover?

I decided to prevent marital disharmony by showing Mrs BI some attention.

If you know what I mean.

[TheFaQQer]

Tonight's dinner in the BI household is stake & ale pie. With chips.

A favourite.

We had stuffed pasta with fresh (well, defrosted, but it was garden fresh when it was frozen) corn on the cob.

Still hungry - might have to get some more pork scratchings.

[Bunk]

I'm sure that if sites like flickr and del.icio.us can run on mySQL then it must be possible to get TPD chugging along nicely.

Pah, they pale in comparison to the mighty TPD

[BrowneIssue]

That's the fourth bottle started.

I wonder if this one will last any longer than the last three?

[BrowneIssue]

I'd have had a seizure. Or a stroke.

You wish.

Correct. Frequently.

I dreamt about Toyah all the night before that show.

The reality is, if she so much as looked in my direction I'd run a mile.

[BrowneIssue]

Back in RealTime(tm).

Was it you last parked the TPD Time Machine™? I couldn't find it.

I've resorted to riding sub-atomic particles to enable my transchronistic travels.

[BrowneIssue]

asking Mrs. BI to dress up in a red PVC jump suit and whisper sweet nothings in a brummie accent

The red PVC jump suit was GREAT to look at it; but I suspect there is a risk of hygiene issues.

It must be a sod for causing thrush. There was no camel toe though, so she may have been wearing sensible undergarments.

And sore nipples.

She must talc up thoroughly before hand.

Then need a good shower afterwards. When she's come off stage, all hot and sweaty and panting and eyes shining.

[voodooflux]

That's the fourth bottle started.

I wonder if this one will last any longer than the last three?

It's already lasted longer than the other three.

[BrowneIssue]

I need to pop into Stratford-upon-Avon to drop off my yearly accounts with my accountant.

I believe a new Games Workshop has opened there recently too, so I may have to pop in and say hello.

Oh dear. Most people do not need to visit their accountant before visiting Games Workshop.

I think I have mentioned this before.

Whilst not spending any money. Wish me luck.

It's not luck you need, matey boy. It's a miracle. From the Emperor.