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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Just be glad it is dyspepsia at the upper terminal and not the lower one too.
    After spending the day farting profusely, I had an explosive bowel movement at about 18:35.

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      The batteries had been nicked from the remote control - oddly, I've never encountered that in a hotel room before, but the chap on Reception told me that this was the third room today with that problem
      I used to pack a spare set of AA & AAA batteries in my luggage.

      Along with the VCR and a set of connecting leads for same.

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Toorh. Broken.

        <shudder>
        I've done it a number of times & am now reconciled to it.

        I think making the roasties less crunchy might help.

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          Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
          We have reached the end of our reminiscing over 1982 and to cap it all off they played Dexy's Midnight Runners.

          Everyone go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye.

          They don't write them like that any more.
          Thank the Almighty for that.

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            Gonzo 1,013
            welcome to the 1000 club!

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              After spending the day farting profusely, I had an explosive bowel movement at about 18:35.

              thanks for that

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                monster of a cummute today: 2 hours and 15 minutes.

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                  an hour longer than normal thanks to an "overtuned vehicle"

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                    or maybe an overturned one?

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                      perhaps it was so overtuned it became unstable and overturned?

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