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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    Someone here organises an annual parade where a number of topless women sex workers ride on motorbikes down the main street.

    I am not sure why they organise it.
    I can think of a couple of reasons.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      i had a beef steak sandwich for lunch and a tuna fishcake for dinner
      So you Didn't Have Lamb then?

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Organised displays.

        If you cannot find enough other people to participate, then why subject everyone else to the noise, stench and broken greenhouse glass (from falling rockets)?
        I've only seen the remains of one dead rocket this year.

        And The Hill wasn't stinking of burned tyres this year either.

        The Bonfire removal patrol must have been successful.

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          Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
          Right, job done.
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          Post 203,000! And 100 consecutive posts!!









          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Post 203,000! And 100 consecutive posts!!
            Such class! Such talent! Such drivelling!

            And Gonzo even left his wife abandoned at the train station to do it.

            Such ... dedication!

            No wonder he's everyone favourite Muppet.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              I take back my earlier comment about drivel being thin on the ground. Gonzo's done good.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                vdf could return and gorge himself on drivel
                Maybe vdf is fed up.



                'Fed up'. vdf.

                No?


                igmc.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  That would make nice wallpaper.

                  Has anyone invented animated wallpaper yet?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Unless you are using them to comb your hair.
                    or brush your teeth

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                      My father, in his 80s, still wears the sensible clothes he wore in his younger days.

                      My father-in-law, a retired old rocker, still wears jeans and black shoes when out and about.

                      I cannot see me ever changing what I wear.

                      That has me wondering about the tartan and baseball capped chavs - what will they wear once they are pensioners?
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      :wombletweed:
                      That's the stuff.

                      They'll be going up the Derby & Joan club, or gimmering about with shopping trolleys, and standing at bus stops waiting for 9.a.m. wearing ... wombletweed.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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