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[BrilloPad]

Morning all

[BrowneIssue]

It's DD1's 13th birthday today

Oh dear.

Never mind.

The good news is that one morning in about seven years from now, a charming young woman will come downstairs that reminds you a lot of the 12-year old, and the hideous monster will not be seen again.

It's the stuff of fairy tales, and kidnapped children and broken mirrors and princes and princesses and obnoxious trolls and poisoned apples and kissed frogs and long, long golden blonde hair.

[BrowneIssue]

Someone shoot me now.

Please.

Have you considered writing a book? In work time, of course.

[BrowneIssue]

just been to collect a roll of coaxial cable that I won on ebay - 100 metres for £5

I can just see your wife's eyes rolling ... "WTF has he gone and done now, FFS...?"

[BrowneIssue]

feeling a touch down today

Playing poof's rugby?

Sorry, I mean playing American Football?

[BrowneIssue]

Ok, apart from this spot that's just appeared in front of my eye.

It's a migraine "Aura".

I hope it goes away soon, it's rather annoying.

[BrowneIssue]

I think I need a new icon. The bollock and the sperm must be knackered.

Ahhhh - that's what it is!!

Your naïveté does you credit, madam.

[BrowneIssue]

my teenage daughter wont be joining in tonight - she is out at the cinema. She misses out on some of her five a day and is having KFC

for the next six or seven years

[zeitghost]

Morning all.



Just keeping my fingers crossed that I'm included in the redundancies.

[zeitghost]

And...?

She wasn't so chatty yesterday morning.