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    #194651
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Bollocks!

    Kev was performing live 15 minutes walk away 3 weeks ago.
    He tours here regularly, so you'll catch him next time. Would love to see him myself.
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      #194652
      I think I just heard a mug shatter in the dishwasher.

      Spooky!

      (If that's the DILLIGAF mug broken, I'm going to church tomorrow.)
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        #194653
        Ah well, I have a whole CD of family-friendly Christmas songs to tide me over the festive period.
        At Chez Zip we listen to lots of stuff. Carols from Kings College, Motorhead and Kev.
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          #194654
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          It benefits from a bit of brewing time. It's tough though, smelling all that lovely curryness and not eating it ...
          Hmm.

          I ws going to have beefburgers for tea ... I may change the plans ...
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            #194655
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Ms Talia is (allegedly) Mr Bloody Wilson's daughter. Now THAT'S a dysfunctional family
            She is indeed his daughter. Quite a looker, too. Sadly, her real name is Tammy-Jo, which sounds like a brand name for a sanitary item to me.
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              #194656
              DILLIGAF is a useful word as no f***er knows what it means

              "Have you fixed that yet Zippy?"
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                #194657
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                He tours here regularly, so you'll catch him next time. Would love to see him myself.
                I was in pain for days after seeing him; my cheeks and ribs ached from laughing.

                He managed to offend everyone in the audience within the first 10 minutes.

                "... and if any of you c***s don't feel f***ing offended, put your f***ing hand up and I'll do a f***ing song about you too!"

                It was most excellent.

                I went with my wife's cousin, the vicar.
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                  #194658
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Ah well, I have a whole CD of family-friendly Christmas songs to tide me over the festive period.
                  At Chez Zip we listen to lots of stuff. Carols from Kings College, Motorhead and Kev.
                  I was going to say "Me too!" but I suspect that is true of most households.

                  Mrs BI always puts Xmas CDs on when doing Xmas cards, thinking about presents to buy or anything else Xmas related.
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                    #194659
                    "I'm not prejudiced. I think everyone's a c***."


                    Can't argue with that.
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                      #194660
                      Jenny Talia has a Myspace page that I can't view properly - I don't seem to have a high enough spec of PC to handle the image viewer.
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