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[voodooflux]

And don't shake it more than twice.

I was told three shakes are quite acceptable, but any more is classed as a fiddle.

[voodooflux]

Pork pies, sausage rolls, sausages on a stick, chicken tikka pie, kebab (no salad).

Real food. Proper food.

Yorkshire pudding.

Scotch pie.

Cornish pastie.

Crispy fried chilli beef.

Sweet and sour pork balls.

Chicken vindaloo.

Proper British food.

Pork scratchings.

Dripping on toast.

Proper grub.

Back in 5...

[voodooflux]

Pork scratchings.

Dripping on toast.

Proper grub.

Now that is a quality millennium post

BrowneIssue is awarded 5 lard points, and a bag of chips.

[voodooflux]

Chips (done in lard, not poxy vegetable oil).

Get yerself a visit to the Black Country Museum - both the chip shops there cook with lard.

[voodooflux]

(There'll be a free buffet with pork pies, quartered sausage rolls, cake, sausages on sticks, crisps, nuts and then possibly just a small pintette of ale afterwards. )

Damn, back in 5 again...

[BrilloPad]

I was told three shakes are quite acceptible, but any more is classed as a fiddle.

Wasn't that in viz?

[voodooflux]

Phwoar!

(SFW)

[voodooflux]

Wasn't that in viz?

Quite possibly.

[BrowneIssue]

Never let it be said blokes can't gossip on the 'phone.

"Awight Brownie, just a quick update, mate."

47 minutes later...

[BrowneIssue]

Where was I?

He talked in much the same way as Ed Gibson of Microsoft about the law being useless.

Oh yeah.

So anyway, he says the scam operations have their servers in Russia or China or Thailand, their staff in the UK and the hosting companies in USA.

That way they are untouchable.