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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostJust got True Blood and the final season of The Wire to catch up on now.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Posthaven't seen it for years.
Have you ever had one?
You are the-highest-post-count-member-with-no-avatar.
You should get a Medal of Restraint.
Or a Restraint Order.
I'm not sure which.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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It's...starting...to...slow...down...again...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'd better start lobbing posts at the millennium now I think.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd not to be confused with Saving Ryan's Privates.
During World War II, somewhere in France, Private James Ryan has lost his genitalia in battle--they're missing in action and, that day, his wife Lisa is due to receive three telegrams. An officer sends a platoon, and the platoon leader tells his men, "If that boy and his penis are alive, we're going to find them." When they do find Ryan, he's doesn't want to leave his fellow soldiers, but the platoon leader explains the mission firmly. Private Ryan relents, they shoot their way out, and there's a casualty. Jump ahead 50 years: a grey-haired man kneels at a gravestone as a young man waits beside him. Did someone die in vain, or did Ryan put it to good use?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt's...starting...to...slow...down...again...Comment
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