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Originally posted by DS23 View Postit's at times like that that you realise having diocalm in your medicine cabinet is a good thing.Surely paralysis
Of one's bowel rhythmics
Will prevent ejection
Of that which causes sicks?
For sure peristaltis
Of natural gut
Must surely be better
Than plugging one's butt?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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morning cm
morning scourer
morning 5x
morning bi
morning zeity
morning vdf
morning zippy
morning churchill
morning cojak
morning bunk
morning jog
did i miss anyone? don't mean to miss anyone.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSurely paralysisOf one's bowel rhythmicsWill prevent ejectionOf that which causes sicks?
For sure peristaltisOf natural gutMust surely be betterThan plugging one's butt?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Cod worm....
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Good morning Zeity?
Less of the worms.
How are you feeling?
Still full of germs?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
How are you?
I'm grand, thanks... how are you? How is the gig hunting comming along?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGood morning Zeity?
Less of the worms.
How are you feeling?
Still full of germs?
Had to stand all the way in on the train.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYup. Still germy.
Had to stand all the way in on the train.Comment
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