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    it's at times like that that you realise having diocalm in your medicine cabinet is a good thing.

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Or tapeworm.
      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

      Cod worm....


      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Or cod worm.


        WHS.

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          like dumping cyanide to catch some fish?
          The fish was toxic?
          Think I'll die?
          If I do then I'll come back
          And make that bugger fry!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Oh, what a wonderful thing to be,
            A healthy grown up busy busy bee;
            Whiling away all the passing hours
            Pinching all the pollen from the cauliflowers.
            I'd like to be a busy little bee,
            Being as busy as a bee can be.
            Flying around the garden brightest ever seen,
            Taking back the honey to the dear old queen.

            (Chorus): Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,
            Bz if you like but don't sting me,
            Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,
            Buzz if you like, but don't sting me!

            Oh, what a wonderful thing to be,
            A healthy grown up busy busy bee.
            Toying with the tulips, tasting every type,
            Building up the honey-comb that looks like tripe.
            I'd like to be a busy little bee,
            Being just as busy as a bee can be,
            Flying all around in the wild hedgerows,
            Stinging all the cows upon the parson's nose!

            Oh, what a wonderful thing to be,
            A healthy grown up busy busy bee,
            Visiting the picnics quite a little tease,
            Raising little lumps on the maiden's knees.
            I'd like to be a busy little bee
            Being with the butterfly strong upon the wing.
            Whooppee! O death, where is thy sting?

            (Chorus): Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,
            Bz if you like but don't sting me,
            Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,
            Buzz if you like, but don't sting me!

            Oh, what a wonderful thing to be,
            A nice obedient busy busy bee,
            To be a good bee one must contrive,
            For bees in a beehive must behive.
            But maybe I wouldn't be a bee,
            Bees are allright when alive you see,
            But when bees die you really should see 'em
            Pinned on a card in a dirty museum.

            Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,
            Bz if you like but don't sting me,
            Bz bz bz bz, honey bee, honey bee,
            Bz if you like but if you sting me I'll wack ye
            With this dirty great newspaper!

            THAT'S ALL PLAYMATES!

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              morning all
              Good morning, good morning!
              Good to see you, 5x.
              As it's Poetry Day
              So I'm posting in rhymes.

              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                more coffee please!

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                  as spongebob would say

                  "well, good luck with that"

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    yes. though i'd probably eat it or re-heat it or dump it depending on how bad it is.
                    Well the chips were quite tasty
                    And the batter not stodgy.
                    Didn't want to be hasty
                    Though the fish did seem dodgy.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      looks like being a gorgeous day. will it though?

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