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Easy peasy lemming squeezy.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Dedication's what you need.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOn my ownMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Trot for a bit.Originally posted by Zippy View PostNah. Not even horsey drivel is going to cover that.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Then canter for a bit.Originally posted by Zippy View PostNah. Not even horsey drivel is going to cover that.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Then a gallop at the end.Originally posted by Zippy View PostNah. Not even horsey drivel is going to cover that.
Lemming wheezy.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Whoosh! He's gone!Whoosh! He's back!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHi Zip
Too late though - I'd gone out
Britain's fastest ape!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You didn't have any option really, did you?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI waited for ages for Hobson's Choice to become available on DVD. When it finally did, it was as part of a David Lean box set, but all the other stuff was brilliant too, so I bought it.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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More time spent in the pub staring into a beer.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy original TPD spider was written in PHP...
The algorithm for detecting and accommodating multiple near-simultaneous post deletions (by blaggards) and insertions (by newbies) is, I think, reaching fruition. The really complicated bit is working out how to detect the occasion when a post is deleted, but a newbie post is simultaneously (or since the last crawl, which is the same thing in this context) inserted. On the face of such basic evidence as the latest TPD thread ID corresponding to a given CUK sitewide ID, nothing would seem to have changed; but of course everything would have changed.
That was always my solution for the tricky algorithms.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Was it you left the crisp packets down the side of the bench seat?Originally posted by Bunk View Post
That might have been me. I was reading Faqqer's epic journey home the other day.
If so, I notice you didn't eat the crumbs.
I enjoyed them.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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