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I have a glass of Chablis Blush (a pinkoholic, CM would approve) instead.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Time for another top-up...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Tribute can be found all over the South West, at least as far east as Southampton and as far North East as Coventry.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThat's [Tribute] the one
If we see a Tribute pump on entering a pub, my wife immediately says "I'll drive".
You can see why I married her.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'm VERY fussy about my piggy-meat: animal husbandry is important.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostOK thanks - although supermarket bacon is never as good as the stuff one gets from a proper butcher
Mrs RC is VERY fussy about her piggy-meat: organic, preferably.
Morrisons and Lidl's can both provide bacon & sausages that are additive, sugar and salt free. The 'proper' supermarkets tend not to.
Given the choice we use Eastwoods of Berkhamsted, the best butcher in the country. Many times we have spent over £300 in there buying excellent meat. (And filling an empty chest freezer in the process, I hasten to add!)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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And the floor is sticky.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm in the TPD Time Machine.
(There's a lot of pastry crumbs in here, by the way.)
And the seat is a bit 'tired'.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It is running so slowly, I think I'll book it in for a service myself.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm in the TPD Time Machine.
I feel like I'm in Zeno's Paradox.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It's now in the fridge, untouched.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDinner (lasagne) has been cooked but we're not hungry now.
Daft, innit?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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WTF? 12Gb if videos on programming the device you will watch it on?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHmm... 11.76 GB of videos from Stanford U on "iPhone Application Programming" have made a bit of a dent in the phone's memory - only 13.78 GB free now
Have you heard of the Oomigoolie Bird?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I know. The hardest part is coming up with the dirty words. If I had access to either the Viz Profanisaurus or the Urban Dictionary as a text file, then I could knock up a simple program to find all the suitable solutions.Originally posted by Zippy View PostRC - your smutty postcodes comp is really hard.
But I haven't.
I forgot.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI should point out that A9 9AA is also a valid postcode though.
Only as an acronym!Originally posted by Zippy View Post(so is a BFPO, but there is no smut to be obtained from that)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Evening all

My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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