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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mrs BP at home watching the dancing now.

    Well thats what she says. I reckon sh4ggging the postman more likely.
    At least you can get the Postman to visit your house, which is more than many people can at the moment.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      80W's back.

      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        nothing to fear but fear itself...
        What about cancer?

        Or all-out nuclear war?

        Or tax rises?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Turn up late and spew in the font
          NF! I'm shocked!

          And you're normally such a well-behaved chimp.

          We might have to put you back on doing removals in tea-bag adverts.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Hmm.

            I see somebody's script(s) has just kicked in. CUK grinds to a halt as the count reaches nnn,n95.

            So who is that then?

            RichardCranium, Alf W, BrilloPad, CarterUK, centurian, Cliphead, Coalman, facboy, fishslice, Flashman, Fred Bloggs, jmo21, Maslins, NickFitz, NotAllThere, OldITGitWife, PingPing, Qdos Consulting, rhubarb, swamp, taraharris, threaded, TimberWolf, TinTrump, TiroFijo, Toocan, TykeMerc, voodooflux, watford, Zippy
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              We might have to put you back on doing removals in tea-bag adverts.
              "Dad! Do you know the piano's on my foot?"
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  So who is going to be the '00 sniper?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    "Dad! Do you know the piano's on my foot?"
                    "You hum it Son and I'll play it."

                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Hmm.

                      I see somebody's script(s) has just kicked in. CUK grinds to a halt as the count reaches nnn,n95.

                      So who is that then?

                      RichardCranium, Alf W, BrilloPad, CarterUK, centurian, Cliphead, Coalman, facboy, fishslice, Flashman, Fred Bloggs, jmo21, Maslins, NickFitz, NotAllThere, OldITGitWife, PingPing, Qdos Consulting, rhubarb, swamp, taraharris, threaded, TimberWolf, TinTrump, TiroFijo, Toocan, TykeMerc, voodooflux, watford, Zippy
                      Gosh. It suddenly sped up again.

                      RichardCranium, Alf W, BrilloPad, CarterUK, centurian, Cliphead, Coalman, facboy, Flashman, jmo21, malvolio, Maslins, NickFitz, NotAllThere, OldITGitWife, PingPing, Qdos Consulting, rhubarb, shashee, shoes, swamp, taraharris, threaded, TimberWolf, TinTrump, Toocan, TykeMerc, voodooflux, watford, Zippy
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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