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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    thank the lord for calpol and nurofen
    WHS ad infinitum
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      or maybe the file name is too long....

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        <removes old one to saved file>

        <replaces with new one with reduced name>

        <tries again>

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          gad i'm hungry.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Time to drain the resist stripper before it dissolves the floor paint.

            I may be some time.

            <cough>

            <splutter>

            <cough>
            That was easier than expected.



            Cause of leak: fractured heating element.

            No wonder it blew the fuse.

            And tripped the trip.

            Which hasn't been untripped yet.

            And lo!

            There was a prodigal PCB at the bottom of the tank.

            Presumably this is what caused the element to break.

            Or something.

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              Peace is currently reigning.

              They've all buggered off to the cafe thingy.

              After which, they get the plagiarism talk.

              Which they will immediately forget all about.

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                Lustee not in today or tomorrow.

                Ho hum.

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                  If I was to get a dog, do you think it should be a Morecambe Bay Shrimphound or a Manchester Long-Haired Terrier?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    I said something prophetic to NickFitz earlier. "It's called broadband 'cos it might be broad just not for very long."

                    How true.

                    Hopefully, that today's two-hours-of-downtime over and done with.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      29Mbps here.


                      Mind you, the BBC Broadband Test just said 3Mbps.

                      Maybe the downtime was worth it.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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