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By being two layers of bricks thick, by being plastered and painted on one side, by having no existing holes drilled through it, by having a perfectly fitting door frame with a perfectly fitting door that won't allow even a phone line to pass through when closed and by being a rented house where any attempt to create a hole will result in a corresponding hole being made in the deposit.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post5" diameter, not radius.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postcoffee and biscuits anyone?
I'm gagging for a coffee.
White no sugar, please.
And if you use decaf your death will be slow, unpleasant but eventually welcome when it comes.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post...and by being a rented house where any attempt to create a hole will result in a corresponding hole being made in the deposit.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThere has been far too much of this lately and if it doesn't stop I'm going to start posting threads about Katie and Peter.
Admin - we demand action now before Zippy takes matters into her own hands!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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