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    #183951
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I've just bought something from Aaaarrrrgos.
    Does it take batteries?
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #183952
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Maybe it's your finger squeaking.
      Nah, that just clicks.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #183953
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        I should probably try and take it apart to apply some WD40.
        Hmm. WD40 is predominantly petrol, a superb solvent of light plastics. Computer mouse, a simple device made of light plastics.

        Go for it!
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #183954
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Hmm. WD40 is predominantly petrol, a superb solvent of light plastics. Computer mouse, a simple device made of light plastics.

          Go for it!
          Ah, think I might have some lighter oil more applicable to the purpose somewhere.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #183955
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            I've just bought something from Aaaarrrrgos.
            Is it second hand?

            Is it dented like the "brand new" Xmas pressy my wife got off her mother a few years ago? Which came from Arsegas.

            Is it already set up like the "brand new" DAB radio I got for my birthday which had a broken volume control? Which came from Arsegas.

            Is it already configured with documents on like the "brand new" laptop my wife helped her friend buy a few months ago? Which came from Arsegas.

            Was it on a special price because it was the "last item"? Which, when you took it to the till, they put back on the shelf and ordered one from their supply in the warehouse? Which was in Arsegas.

            Did you have to wait 40 minutes for the stuff to come out from the back?

            Did they try to sell you batteries you didn't need?

            Argos has gone from being a super-wonderful Santa's grotto of a place to a chav's sweaty arsewipe.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #183956
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Ah, think I might have some lighter oil more applicable to the purpose somewhere.
              That's a shame.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #183957
                Well that's the spuds sliced for tonights chip-fest. You will notice I didn't say "peeled".
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #183958
                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Well that's the spuds sliced for tonight's chip-fest. You will notice I didn't say "peeled".
                  Do you like your chips with skins on?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #183959
                    Random link alert: http://www.360electrical.com/
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #183960
                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Do you like your chips with skins on?
                      Yeah, sometimes.

                      It also makes preparation easier.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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