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    #183911
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Really?

    1. Use fresh bread. Stale bread will 'break' and not support the sarnie's contents. Using stiff bread is Instant Fail. Make Fried Eggs on Toast instead. Or Eggy Soldiers.

    2. Try to ensure the yolk is not on the edge of the egg when you fry it.

    3. Only butter...
    I'm sorry, I stopped reading there.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #183912
      toast. hmmmm. i love toast.

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        #183913
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        no beard for me. never got beyond a 6 day stubble - just too bloody uncomfortable when trying to sleep.
        Dedication. That's what you need.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #183914
          beard dedication? not a good thing to go through at clientco is it. the ugly early growth. mind you the ugly mid and ugly late probably wouldn't help matters either.

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            #183915
            ... and that was when the Cardinal leaned over the actress to whisper to the Bishop:
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Last it out for two weeks and it gets softer. Mine did anyway.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #183916
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              ... and that was when the Cardinal leaned over the actress to whisper to the Bishop:
              Dammit, I just LOL'd and now the kids want to know why
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #183917

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                  #183918
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  please do!

                  <presses tpd choir shuffle button>
                  The Archers Theme
                  Dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum.
                  Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum.
                  Dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum.
                  Dum-de-diddly-dee.
                  Dum-de-diddly
                  Dum-de-diddly
                  Dum-de-diddly-dee.
                  Dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum.
                  De-dum-de-diddly-dee.
                  A-romp-a-tiddly
                  Romp-a-tiddly
                  Romp-a-tiddly-dee.
                  A-dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum.
                  De-dum-de-diddly-dee.



                  HTH
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #183919
                    a score to score

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                      #183920
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      beard dedication? not a good thing to go through at clientco is it. the ugly early growth. mind you the ugly mid and ugly late probably wouldn't help matters either.
                      You could always style it?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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