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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    lizards have hair?
    It's part of the Cunning Disguise and Chamaeleon circuit. HTH.

    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Morning DS



    Yes, it gets stuck between their teeth.
    Only if they get very lucky these days.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Well, since you did, it's because the dish installed on the chimbley & thus out of reach to those of a nervous disposition doesn't work any more.

      At least the lnb doesn't work, I'm sure the dish itself, being steel, is still perfectly funtional, aside from the jackdaw crap adorning it...

      That's the other reason, the jackdaws can't warm their feet on the lnb of the dish in the box room.

      If rain gives sparklies, jackdaws give sparklies++++.
      Ah. That reminds me, I must get back on to Sky and try to haggle a sensible price for Multiroom HD.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        That reminds me, I must get back on to Sky and try to haggle a sensible price for Multiroom HD.
        Which will probably involve threatening to leave
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Which will probably involve threatening to leave
          "Existing customer loyalty? We've heard of it."
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            looking good for oracle work - they want to sign me up to do some partnering activities. which is nice.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Only if they get very lucky these days.
              That's what happens when you play hard-to-get. Go get 'em tiger!
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Breakfast and drivel, simultaneously. But don't drivel with your mouth full.
                Really?

                Hey, then how do you ever post anything?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  A splendid morning's drivel so far.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    we are strictly freeview only. no chance of us paying extra for stuff that we will never watch. we don't really watch that much of the stuff that is free.

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                      quality drivel

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